Wishlist

Milestones funded by LeXCorp profits

Funding progress is based only on realized LeXCorp profit, with actual and forecast periods labeled separately.

May 1–Jul 31 actual revenue

Realized profit available

August forecast revenue

Grab Bag — 0/1 Cleared

Easy wins. Coffee money. No excuses.

A plush space battleship. Peak desk energy.

Meaningful upgrades. Birthday-gift territory.

Unlocks when Grab Bag is complete

Mechanical keyboard that costs more than my first laptop.

$600

So I can hear exactly how bad my Spotify playlists are.

Locked · Unlocks at 100% Grab Bag

My spine has been subsidizing my career for too long.

Dreams that require a liquidity event or two.

Unlocks when War Chest is complete

~$4.5B

Buy or create one. Either way, losing money at 200 mph sounds fun.

Locked · Unlocks at 100% War Chest

~$7B

Kraft had his run. Time for new blood and a real rebuild.

Locked · Unlocks at 100% War Chest

The $10,000 owner-contributed operating reserve is not wishlist funding; only realized profit is allocated here.